This one’s a straight copy and paste from a favorite forum.
“Today I went to meet my boyfriend who works at the courthouse for lunch and I get on the elevator and press his floor, well the elevator stops midway and a blacker than tar nigger buck gets on, it looked about 30 years old…. so I thought I’d have some fun with it since I was in a pissy mood…. I’ve always heard that nigger bucks get really mad when they see a white woman clutching their purse strap with a tight grip when they see buck approaching them, and I do just that and with a lot of dramatic flair added…. when the nigger got on I stepped way back to the corner like a statue and I’m clutching my purse strap with both hands so tightly my hands knuckles turn white, I stand in the corner staring wide eyed straight ahead with a look of panic on my face.
Well the nigger buck can’t help but notice my body language and it shakes his head in disgust then it lets out that loud sigh (you know the ones niggers always let out when they’re pissed off and frustrated) then it made a smacking sound of disgust with his nigger lips while shaking his head real slowly from side to side.
Then I reach my floor and the door opens and I make a dash, deliberately going around the buck while taking big steps with my back against the wall.
I reach my boyfriends office and tell him what I did and we both about died from laughter.”
Another post on that thread related how a girl will deliberately cross the road when she sees a black approaching from the opposite direction because she likes to get a rise out of them.
That reminded me of an incident that occurred while I was changing planes at LAX. I was returning home from Europe, but I’d bought a ’round-the-world’ ticket (‘open jaw’? similar) because I had planned to stay in America for a while but then later changed my mind and decided not to, but I had no choice and had to fly the route I had booked. So I had a couple of hours to kill at the airport so I thought I’d take a very brief tour of LA. I decided to take the train downtown, stroll around a bit, and then come back and board.
The line I took went through all the notorious areas in South Central. I knew this, and looking back it was a dumb idea, but I thought I’d give it a try anyway.
I had been in America two years earlier, and developed some anti-black attitudes as a result, so I knew not to expect too much from niggers. And from first contact after disembarking I was reminded of why I found niggers so trying. I can’t remember what question I put to the nigger at the check-in counter but I was given the typical useless non-answer accompanied by generous servings of attitude. Walking out of the terminal to take a bus I was greeted by a smiling, congenial nigger who offered to give me directions. Great, I thought, it’s always a welcome change when ‘one of them’ is being pleasant. But after giving me directions (they weren’t hard, but he had an ulterior motive, read on) he turned over the clipboard he was holding to show me some charity appeal and asked whether I’d like to make a donation. “Nope,” I answered in my trademark curt but cheery tone and trudged off to catch the bus to the train station.
The train was packed full of spics and niggers. I had been living in Vegas during my time in America, so I wasn’t unaccustomed to seeing large numbers of them, but this was something else. It was very uncomfortable and I felt very self-conscious. Luckily I was nicely tanned up a result of spending the summer on the beaches in Greece and Bulgaria, so I figured I count on the Mexes reflexively taking my side with in any crap with the niggers. I couldn’t stop thinking what an incredible dump LA (or at least the parts the train went past) was and that you couldn’t pay me to live there. I got off at a station near the financial district and took a walk around. Nothing at all worth seeing there, of course, but I had nothing better to do.
Walking back to the station I noticed a nigger up ahead of me would every so often turn and look at me. I was carrying my laptop with me (which was my carry-on luggage) and I suspected he was considering making a move to swipe it. I looked around me and sized up the demographics: Plenty of niggers, to be sure, but I figured the Mexes had them decently outnumbered. We were approaching a set of traffic lights and I slowed down to make sure I’d miss them but the nigger would have to cross, and then I could judge what was on his scheming nigger mind. But the nigger didn’t cross. He just sidled away from the crossing a little and waited there. Aha, I thought, my suspicions were right, this nigger’s up to something. The lights changed as I walked up to them, and there we are waiting for the next set. Every time I’d glance the nigger’s way he was looking at me. Boy this was pissing me off. I had only two choices: fight or flight. I wasn’t concerned about fighting the nigger; I was worried about what the other niggers in the vicinity might do, and what might happen to me, thousands of miles from home, the victim of nigger mob violence. But I thought if that happened, surely the Mexes would jump in. And I’d make a big fuss about this “dees pinche mayate tried to steal my computer” and get them to think I was one of them.
But I better of it and decided to cross the street the other way (perpendicularly), the direction in which the lights were then green. I looked back over and the nigger was still looking at me, now with a scowl across his nigger face. Fucking low-life nigger, I said to myself.
This isn’t anything much, obviously, but there you go the incident stayed with me.
And just to cap it off the bus driver on the way back to airport was another nigger idiot. The bus had no markings on it and I was the only one waiting for it so I thought I’d ask him if this is was the bus to the airport. He was half way down the aisle so I had to get on to ask him. This caused him to chimpout. Waving his arms around like the nigger idiot that he is he told me to get off, the bus isn’t leaving yet. Okay, I said, fine, I just want to ask if this is the bus to the airport. “Well, itz obvious ain’t it?” he said in reply. Well, no it isn’t, I said. Nigger gets upset again and says its says “right there” which bus it is. I said, actually no, it doesn’t. “Watchoo mean” it doesn’t, and steps off the bus to show me. But the bit where the bus route is displayed was blank. “Oh yeah, this the bus…but we ain’t leavin’ yet!” he said, completely unapologetic. I wasn’t surprised. One of the first things I noticed about niggers and which had me wondering about them is the level of non-service they provide, all of it with a generous dollop of niggertude.
Anyway, that incident with the would be nigger would-be thief has been playing on my mind since I recalled it again today. Coincidentally I was humming the melody of “Love Me Tender” in the shower, and somehow the following came to me:
That nigger’s standing awful still.
I bet he means me ill.
Niggers will do what they will,
and me they mean to kill.
“God damn you, nigger!”
I would cry
Before I’d ever let
A nigger like you take my life –
I’d shoot you, better yet.